There was a fourth presidential debate, and it was hilarious. Top Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump impersonators squared off at the Pines Manor in Edison on Sept. 20, hosted by the New Jersey Chamber of Commerce.
Comedic actors Rosemary Watson and John Di Domenico provided the welcome comic relief amidst a tense campaign season.
Below is a sampling of there lines:
Hillary Clinton (as played by Rosemary Watson):
"The Dems have Bruce and DeNiro. You guys got Ted Nugent and Chachi."
"I know about women's issues. I have been playing one for 60 years."
"Donald is big on family values. He has had three of them."
"I just need to run the clock out until he explodes like a Samsung 7."
Donald Trump (as played by John Di Domenico):
"We need to protect ourselves from the state of Pennsylvania. We need to build a wall. I will build a phenomenal wall between New Jersey and Pennsylvania. And Pennsylvania will pay for it. I have been to the Delaware Water Gap, they stream across thousands at a time. It is like Swiss cheese at the Delaware Water Gap."
"I want to build up the military. I'm more militaristic than anyone in this room, and I never even served in the military. That's how incredible I am."
"The reason the system is rigged is very obvious: The Electoral College is out of date. No one goes there anymore. The buildings are falling apart. It's a horrible, horrible college. I will replace the rigged Electoral College system with Trump University. And the first two classes are free."
"I will not be living in the White House. I refuse to live in government housing. We are going to bulldoze that building. We are going to put up a phenomenal Trump Tower Hotel."
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